The Boiling Water Pot
dduane:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

(chuckle) ….Yep.

I’m totally doing this the next time I’m in the hospital.

dduane:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

(chuckle) ….Yep.

I’m totally doing this the next time I’m in the hospital.

Is this A:tLA?

Is this A:tLA?

I would never be able to drink art like this.

I would never be able to drink art like this.

tastefullyoffensive:

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

It all makes SO MUCH SENSE!

tastefullyoffensive:

hammpixFor those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

It all makes SO MUCH SENSE!

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

LOLOL
tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Adopt a camera-phone today!

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Adopt a camera-phone today!

lovelylops:

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And former Dreamers wonder why I do this. ^^;

lascaldaferri:

smalllindsay:

typette:

freeglass:

ITS THE FULL THING

ITS THE FULL THING

AAAAA

LOOK AT THOSE COLLABORATORS

FUUUUUUCK

ITS LEGIT

DAT SOUND QUALITY

AAAAAAAKJDFHGJH

YOU’VE GOT YOUR CAPTAIN EO IN MY DAFT PUNK. AND I LOVE IT. DEM VOCALS. GLASS DRUMS. GLASS GUITAR. SEQUIN SUITS. CHEESINESS. FUNK. TALKBOX.

SCREEEEEAAAAAAM

GET LUCKY INDEED.

image

I don’t normally re-blog things since I try and make this my art tumblr but THIS IS IMPORTANT. 

… I like it.

dduane:

okayadventurer:

This has to be useful for someone

Don’t want to lose this… it’d work well with scarves.

I wanna try this, just for shits and giggles.

goldenwallen:

Xua Lei Porcelain crushed Cans

http://espvisuals-art.blogspot.

hk/2011/06/xue-lei-porcelain-cans.html

Well, this gives a whole new meaning to, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”